Week 0 (03/03/08)
Trailer - The All-For-Nots coming March 11th! |
Week 1 (03/10/08)
01A Brooklyn - What, you don't want her to come? |
01B The Name - Rock is about f--cking rock. |
01C The Critic - You heard it here first: they suck. |
Week 2 (03/17/08)
02A Providence - Adorable, isn't she? Check the legs. |
02B The Lovers - I'm proud to say that we didn't f--k until our second date. |
02C The Songwriting - That's soft like your mother's ass. |
Week 3 (03/24/08)
03A Boston - Whatever she is, she is punk as f--k. |
03B The Sound Man - Brooklyn in the house! |
03C The Sound - The music is the music. |
Week 4 (03/31/08)
04A Woodstock - Grassstock... we are gonna get so high. |
04B The Radio - You guys were playing the Lion King drinking game. |
04C The Groupie - Always gotta be so smutty. |
Week 5 (04/07/08)
05A State College - He usually comes back with a new tattoo or a black eye. |
05B The Headliners - I give massages to the other bands. It's a thing I do. |
05C The Manager - That Chinese guy with the unicycle. |
Week 6 (04/14/08)
06A Philadelphia - Do not make me wrestle you. |
06B The Intermission - I am going to take that thing and I am going to eat it, forever. |
06C The Brooklyn Gig - The Brooklyn Gig |
Week 7 (04/28/08)
07A Jersey City - I could call any one of my bandmates sexy. |
07B The Look - The blonde girl couldn't get into the fashion institute. |
07C The Dynamic - She's just pounding and pounding on the skins. |
Week 8 (05/05/08)
08A Queens - He never knows what hits him, but he knows he likes it. |
08B The Ride - They're gonna have rock star sex in it. |
08C The job - Quit your day jobs. Go on tour. It's awesome. |
Week 9 (05/12/08)
09A East Vilage - I'm sure people will eat this sh-t up. |
09B The Ex Bandmate - Sh-t was going down that night. |
09C The Myspace Page - They're in the van. They put up the signal. |
09D The Model - I'd do anything for money. |
Week 10 (05/19/08)
10A Washington DC - What is this new world of partying girls? |
10B The Relationship - A woman can make you happy for what, ten minutes? |
10C The Providence Gig - A woman can make you happy for what, ten minutes? |
Week 11 (05/26/08)
11A Cleveland - Don't be surprised if it comes to blows. |
11B The Dad - Always moving on, a girl in every town. |
11C The Shtop - I want a muffin. |
11D The Awkward Silence - Fancy pants are made for singing. |
Week 12 (06/02/08)
12A Chicago - I can talk sh-t all day. |
12B The Agent - Tall female blondes never go out of style. |
12C The Ageneda - Shirley is scared of werewolves. |
Week 13 (06/09/08)
13A St. Mary's - The panties are gonna be hitting the stage. |
13B The Baby - My Grandfather's ashes are in this guitar. |
13C The Co-Ed - I'm not really around male people on a daily basis. |
Week 14 (06/16/08)
14A Detroit - You're standing on my wiener. |
14B The Hotel - Just because I'm in a rock band doesn't make me a slut. |
14C The Woodstock Gig - The Woodstock gig. |
14D The Rap - Shirley gets into a rap battle. |
Week 15 (06/23/08)
15A Madison - What more can she do that she's not telling us? |
15B The Composition - God is a black woman, and the devil is a white man. |
15C The Rhythm Section - Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom. |
Week 16 (06/30/08)
16A Minneapolis - She must be stopped. |
16B The Boston Gig - The Boston gig. |
16C The Pen Pal - You're writing to a dude? |