The All-For-Nots

01B The Name - Rock is about f--cking rock.

01C The Critic - You heard it here first: they suck.

02B The Lovers - I'm proud to say that we didn't f--k until our second date.

02C The Songwriting - That's soft like your mother's ass.

03B The Sound Man - Brooklyn in the house!

03C The Sound - The music is the music.

04B The Radio - You guys were playing the Lion King drinking game.

04C The Groupie - Always gotta be so smutty.

05B The Headliners - I give massages to the other bands. It's a thing I do.

05C The Manager - That Chinese guy with the unicycle.

06B The Intermission - I am going to take that thing and I am going to eat it, forever.

06C The Brooklyn Gig - The Brooklyn Gig.

07B The Look - The blonde girl couldn't get into the fashion institute.

07C The Dynamic - She's just pounding and pounding on the skins.

08B The Ride - They're gonna have rock star sex in it.

08C The job - Quit your day jobs. Go on tour. It's awesome.

09B The Ex Bandmate - Sh-t was going down that night.

09C The Myspace Page - They're in the van. They put up the signal.

09D The Model - I'd do anything for money.

10B The Relationship - A woman can make you happy for what, ten minutes?

10C The Providence Gig - The Providence Gig

11B The Dad - Always moving on, a girl in every town.

11C The Shtop - I want a muffin.

11D The Awkward Silence - Fancy pants are made for singing.

12B The Agent - Tall female blondes never go out of style.

12C The Agenda - Shirley is scared of werewolves.

13B The Baby - My Grandfather's ashes are in this guitar.

13C The Co-Ed - I'm not really around male people on a daily basis.

14B The Hotel - Just because I'm in a rock band doesn't make me a slut.

14C The Woodstock Gig - The Woodstock gig.

14D The Rap - Shirley gets into a rap battle.

15B The Composition - God is a black woman, and the devil is a white man.

15C The Rhythm Section - Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom.

16B The Boston Gig - The Boston gig.

16C The Pen Pal - You're writing to a dude?

17B The Fight - I dangle something colorful in front of her face.

18B The Exit - Sometimes people try to f--k with you.

18C The State College Gig - The State College gig.

19B The Invader - I think they should just lock her up in a kennel.

19C The Fiancee - I just don't like hanging around with musicians.

20B The Rock Legend - I'm gonna need to repopulate, you figure.

20C The Record Store - Check for fingerprints.

21B - The Desert - I just want b--ch and d--kbag to know it's all their fault.

21C The Philadelphia Gig - The Philadelphia gig.

22B The Lifeline - I'm working it off in chores.

23B The Warm Up - It was just a sudden, unexpected kiss.

24B The Twist - I suppose it was punk.